mean little BRAT

"Pip pip tally ho what what".
Go ON away with ye, and FECK OFF, ye. little. shite.
Just because 'daddy' is in the feckin r.a.f. doesn't mean you can tinker with the little lads from the garden and 'try the chaps ouyt' in yer fiendish contraptions.
YOU LiTTLE PONCE.

never say 'neat'

People who've been around for a while don't like people who say
'So I'm new here, it's fun so far'.
Samson was new, and he was 'cruising' for one of those 'bruising's that there have been so much talk about lately.
plural.
Tim wasn't so new, and he DIDN'T like turtles, he was just baiting Samson into commenting on that hue toob video.
There WiLL be trouble. As soon as they get off work, there WiLL be trouble.

scuffle of mythical proportions

Kevos was just minding his own beans wax in the park, just walking Cathros. When next thing he knows they're set upon by Donald of Hades with his two headed Duckhornodon. Ruckus was achieved almost immediately.

puppy ho !

Jeremy and Terry go into battle. Terry laughing to hide his fear, but the Mighty Jeremy was always ready to brawl ....

last, but getting the most attention

He wasn't fast. He never came first, but at least he did it nude. That has to count for something. Does it ? Doesn't it ? Does it ?