if you are #1003 you'll get a nice prize,

... if ye want it.

charley CARED for the community idiot.

Little Charley, he did so many things for the small town of Mong.
From playing with the over chromasomed children, to feeding
the over chromosomed adolescents all the way up to laughing at
the people of Spas farm.
He was like a traveling smar-e-t'n or something. Once his work
was done, his good deeds deedled, off again he was, down t'road.

ER, HANG ON, I'LL BE BACK

IN A MINUTE