Fiver learns his colours

Doesn't he.

This is how Fiver starts his life

this is Remo

"Hello, I'm Remo" said Remo.
Remo has monkeys for hands.He loves monkeys and having them for hands,

although not without it's drawbacks,
is reasonably good fun.

Remo used to be an avid player of pianoforte.
He was never particularly good, not by any means,

but now his opus was just a complete right off.

So on this day, today, Remo was feeling happy,

content ... you might even say Chipper.

He was chipper because today he met someone.
Someones, to be exact.
Remo was at the zoo,

as these days he often was,

but today he was at the monkey cage and he met it's newest dwellee.

There lives there, now, a small chimp called Trebor.
Trebor was a weak and flaccid mammal,

but on the end of each of Trebors arms was a beautiful lady
Called Florence.

Twins.
On the end of a flaccid monkeys arms.


Twins, called Florence.

Remo was overcome with a new kind of feeling.
His monkeys tingled with excitement and he himself tangled with chipper and warm.
Today, the best day all three of them had had in over four years.

Today.

The day,

the night of which, all three of them would die

... at the hands of twins called Florence at the end of a flaccid monkey's arms.

Nap softly, Remo, and farewell.

glove head's dog can't ride the bus

Poor Glovehead doesn't know that glovehead dog isn't allowed to ride the bus.

Now, show me on the life size doll where the other children laughed at you.

king Eliot left

King Eliot's regality was questioned by many on twitter,

King Eliot was above having to explain himself.

So he took his time
and his money

and he left.

he is Eliot. he is the king

don't sniff any drugs

release day fail

The new communication devices came out today

and as usual, green triangle wasn't up to date with modern conventions.

yellow communication device with red glou

OUTDATED

It had always been like this, it's just that now,

2010,

green triangle thought that the world had moved on,

that the world had become enlightened.

It had ...

... it's just that now it was enlightened by a brownish orangey glou and not a red one.

poor green triangle.
fail again.

I SAID

I SAID
I punched a goat.
I punched it in the throat. I punched it then wrote
"I punched a goat"
on the wall near your moat.
on the way home from the moat I saw a stoat, I said
"I punched a goat". I cleared my throat
and then said again to the stoat
"I punched a goat"
the stoat said nothing so I punched it in it's throat
I punched it then wrote
"I punched a stoat" on a nearby boat.
It's probably your boat, now that I think of it, I mean it's moored by your moat so it must be your boat.
Shit, was that your stoat ?
I know it wasn't your goat, because I think someone punched it in the throat. I saw your goat, Derek, and he was fine.
I'm planning to punch that goat again, but I'm building a wooden puncher so I can punch that goat by remote.
Punch it in it's stupid throat.
I hate that goat.