Sunday, 23 August 2009

COP and PUPPET

"God damn it puppet, the D.A. Is up my ass on this particular case.
You have to let me help you buddy""Fuck you, cop, sure you're my partner but you can't always be there
man. I've gotta do this alone this is MY collar"
"Come on puppet, we've been partners for 15 years, I know your wife
and kids man! The feds are just waiting for us to split- we're SO close
on this one we have to do it together"
Etc.
The stakes are always high, but in this instance they are
particularly HiGH.

Friday, 21 August 2009

kinder eggs.

.. advertising them is unnecessary, but if you WANT to ...
sure while you're at it why don't you give me, as a child, the stuff of
nightmares to be going on with, won't you?
Thanks.
THE FEAR
It's even too scary to embed.

Thursday, 20 August 2009

one more finger paint.

In Honor of the Plum Tree ... may I present
Scribbleton Ghomez III

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Sunday, 9 August 2009

the drink alone imps

Heat a eat a heap a drink a on of the only.you're not drinking alone, nor are you drinking with the devil.
The imps are always there. Enjoying your loneliness.
your drunkoneliness.
with wrong shadows.

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

SOYLENT HORROR

SOYLENT SANGWICH IS DAVID'S LEG

Monday, 27 July 2009

mmmmaaaarrAAAKKKAAAAAhhh

While you're distracted with the window view, the beautiful beautiful
twertit fother on the sill and the sun burning your retinas, onward he
comes.
The maracaman.
BEEEEEWAAAARRREEEE

Sunday, 26 July 2009

the maracaman cometh

Is that like a comet ?
No, cometh, like 'moves towards' or 'approaches'.
It's olden days speak.
Oh. Oh right, why's that then ?
Why is what then ?
Why old speak ? What's wrong with 'comes at you'.
Well, it's literary sort of stuff, like, you know, it's more interesting
than 'comes at you'.
Oh right yea [fading fast]
Yes.
Oh [enthralled by a bird sitting on the table outside the window]Is that it ? Is that your entire attention span ?
Oh right yea [just repeating to fake attention]
I HATE YOUR FACE [crumples up paper and leaves]
(leaves the scene, not crumples up leaves, like off trees, no sir)

Saturday, 18 July 2009

July 18, 2009 - tonight is THEIR night.

The drink Imps have waited so so long.
Waiting at this street corner. It's their patch. Rain. Hail. Snow. Fog.
It has been their job. To stand, to wait, to be prepared.
As the fog drifted in, on this night, they heard merry making from the
nearby pub.
The 'Flap and Clapper' had a busy night, and now, out into the fog
stumbles the one, drinking the end of his pint that he hid as he staggered
past the heavy doors .... Steve - shopworker and keen angler ....
Tonight is their night.
Tonight, is NOT Steve's night.

Sunday, 12 July 2009

got the drop on SYSTEM F

You've got the drop on me THIS time SYSTEM F, but you just better
HOPE that I don't get you .... you'd better sleep with that thing under
your pillow or whatever you sleep with. I'm gonna get you F, sooner
or later, I'm gonna get you.
Carrot Nose was bluffing.

hamstropolis prisoner

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