Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Unwanted little attention

Robert Dullgoody (pictured below) was the unwilling recipient of little attention.

Dr. Robert Dullgoody was attacked early yesterday and 'smothered
with care' when he was accidently sprayed with 'little pheromones'
in his laboratory in Colby (outside Kendelburrow).
The little man lab was set up in 1987 to try to find a way to extract
the little fellas' abundant 'happy' and mass market it to the depressed.
Dr Dullgoody was 'Frantically close' to a massive breakthrough when,
out of carelessness, he dropped a test tube of 'happy752' on his desk,
spraying himself with the stuff.
"It was just careless", said Dr Dull, going on to comment
"This project, regardles of any small accident is still very close to
completion, people should be able to enjoy Fellamones (tm) in time
for Christmas. Then I can concentrate on my next big thing.
When asked what they thought of the recent little activity the
depressed seemed fairly downbeat, one replied
"I'm not bothered, whatever."
'Little' is known of the finer details of Dr. Dullgoody's next project,
but he better wash his butter fingers before he starts ...

Friday, 25 July 2008

A nice walk in the maze?

Jibb was always fond of a nice walk, and walking in the maze is
the best of all little walks.
Now, with his girlfriend Nancy, it seemed like the most perfect
night ever.
Well, that was until ....

Thursday, 17 July 2008

They Kneed Our Little Friends

Never trust bakers and pizza men.
You can't be sure what they're using for their bases.
They're basta'ds

Friday, 11 July 2008

Bozzle Batters Birds

Yea, Bozzle would always come runnin up the back garden, with
her fathers hat on. Swingin all over the gaff
'Butt a Duck ! Butt a Duck !'
- that's what She'd shout, not us.

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

... but she burns easily

She loves frolicking in the sand.
Young Guppy here so loves the sand between
her foot digits.
She won't let the sun stop her fun.
Sand rash and sun burn, the good with the bad.

hamstropolis prisoner

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