oh sure, he wrote a lot ....

.... but he was the scribe of lies ....
All the children in the town thought he was both weird and clever
in simultaneity.
They would tease him for being so shy, but at the same time
asking him to read them more 'stories from beyond the hills'.
He was filling their heads' with lie after lie, preparing them for his
revenge.
and as we all know ....
Revenge is a dish best served ... several years later when probably
the only person who remembers what the revenge is for is the
forgotten child .... now grown to a gnarled husk of a man, seeking
payback for nothing more than a few pickings on.
None the less, Plackard Forgrowler would have this sad petty
revenge.
Oh yes.