Sunday, 12 July 2009

got the drop on SYSTEM F

You've got the drop on me THIS time SYSTEM F, but you just better
HOPE that I don't get you .... you'd better sleep with that thing under
your pillow or whatever you sleep with. I'm gonna get you F, sooner
or later, I'm gonna get you.
Carrot Nose was bluffing.

1 comment:

Jonathan said...

Excerpts from the dossier on the rogue, second-order lambda calculus, SYSTEM F:

..."That SYSTEM F is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! DEAD! You should all just lay down now cuz you're already dead! Go ahead and lay down! Lay down sleepies! ...What? Don't call me overdramatic! You're overdramatic!" - Lt. Kyle "not a Salsa dancer" Reese

...Augmenting its unmatched analytical firepower, SYSTEM F is typically armed with either 20mm or 30mm 'Quacking Genies', deployable from both port and starboard batteries. In attack mode (see fig. A, above), SYSTEM F strikes a spicy Salsa posture, simultaneously exposing its two gun batteries while defending its paunchy middle.

...While in attack mode, SYSTEM F can be confused by playing the claves slightly out of time or by suddenly calling out "...6, 7, 8!" while in the middle of a dance step.

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