... and captain Ken is still not sure which monkey is the chosen
It all started one and one half months ago, when Ken overheard two
chinese in his local bar ... they were talking about how they had stolen
the 'blood red monkey of Chankoom' from an Egyptie fella they had
duped the previous night.
It is told that rubbing the chosen monkey on the back of one's head
can bring one 'some excellent stuff and probably an xbox '
- but they went on to say that rubbing one of it's dummy monkeys
on yer noggin can be equally fortuitous but in the opposite
so here he is ....
... in the middle of the Habnab sea, almost two miles off the coast
of Mibby, where he hopes to find the valley of Chankoom.
Three red monkeys, one is sacred, but which one damn it,
WHICH ONE ....