Saturday, 5 December 2009

31 Days

So Crimson sat on the kitchen floor lapping at his breakfast beans
contentedly.
"Mmm, pah, good beans, these, Pinky."
"They're Mitchell's brand"
"That, mah, explains it. 'The taste of care'. Nawmch"
"Stop plugging the beans, Mr Crimson, they sell themselves.
If you wanted to plug anything, plug
#boxofsOwnbrand oven-baked bean balls in a sauce"
-14 seconds of uncomfortable silence-
....
Mr Crimson slows back into lapping at his mmMitchell's beans.
Looking around grogleisurely, Never pops with excitement ...Hey it's Barry Mancandy!

2 comments:

Jonathan said...

This is turning into an episode of Lost.

boxof said...

that's an insult, right?
I don't know, maybe?
I like beans.

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